Beer Trivia
By any name it's still: Afrikaans = Bier, Bosnian = Pivo, Chinese = Pijiu, Croatian = Pivo, Czech = Pivo, Danish = Øl, Dutch = Bier, English = Beer, Esperanto = Biero, Estonian = Õlu, Finnish = Olut, Flemish = Bier, French = Biere, German = Bier, Hawaiian = Pia, Hungarian = Sör, Icelandic = Bjór, Italian = Birra, Japanese = Biiru, Korean = Megju, Latvian = Alus, Lithuanian = Alus, Manx = Lhune, Maori = Pia, Norwegian = Øl, Pig Latin = Eerbay, Polish = Piwo, Portuguese = Cerveja, Russian = Pivo, Scots Gaelic = Beòir, Spanish = Cerveza, Swedish = Öl, Turkish = Bira, Welsh = Cwrw, Yiddish = Bir.
The name of the beer paid to stonemasons working in the Pyramids of Ancient Egypt was KASH, from which comes the modern name for money.
Another name for beer in the Ancient World was BOOZAH, which survives today as both a slang name for a British pub and for a heavy drinker.
In Anglo Saxon times, drinking goblets were marked with pegs to show how much a person had drunk. This gave rise to the expression "To take someone down a peg or two".
In England, inns in towns had to pay a tax known as a "Scot". Drinkers who went out of town to rural inns were described as drinking "Scot-free".
During the Middle Ages, governments and town councils in the British Isles and mainland Europe employed officials known as "Ale Conners" to test the quality of the ale brewed commercially. They would test it by pouring it onto a wooden bench, then sitting in the puddle. If their leather breeches stuck to the seat, the ale was considered to be of good quality.
The term 'toddlers' originated in England. There were impurities in the drinking water that disallowed the water to be used for drinking. A common alternative drink was beer (it was cheep, plentiful and the water used to make it was treated during the initial boiling during brewing). Toddlers, just weaning off of mothers milk were unaccustomed to the effects of beer. This coupled with the fact that they were just learning how to walk really made them toddle......
Beer's orgin actually comes from ancient Egypt. It was made with grains native to their region and intended for the Pharoah but tasted a lot different from modern American beer. The straw was probably invented by Egyptian brewers to taste in-process beer without removing the fermenting ingredients which floated on the top of the container.
Around the time of Shakespeare most Englishmen used lead cups and when they would drink their ale or whiskey the combination would sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. They would be walking along the road and here would be someone knocked out and they thought they were dead. So they would pick them up and take them home and get them ready to bury. They realized if they were too slow about it, the person would wake up. Also, maybe not all of the people they were burying were dead. So they would lay them out on the kitchen table for a couple of days, the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. That's where the custom of holding a "wake" came from.
Some other "mortifying facts": Since England is so old and small they started running out of places to bury people. So they started digging up some coffins and would take their bones to a house and reuse the grave. They started opening these coffins and found some had scratch marks on the inside. One out of 25 coffins were that way and they realized they had still been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on their wrist and lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night to listen for the bell. That is how the saying "graveyard shift" was made. If the bell would ring they would know that someone was "saved by the bell" or he was a "dead ringer."
And here's a little more "history" for your consideration. Anne Hathaway was the wife of William Shakespeare. She married at the age of 26. This is really unusual for the time. Most people married young, like at the age of 11 or 12. Life was not as romantic as we may picture it. Here are some examples:
Anne Hathaway's home was a 3 bedroom house with a small parlor, which was seldom used (only for company), kitchen, and no bathroom. Mother and Father shared a bedroom. Anne had a queen sized bed, but did not sleep alone. She also had 2 other sisters and they shared the bed also with 6 servant girls. (this is before she married) They didn't sleep like we do lengthwise but all laid on the bed crosswise. At least they had a bed. The other bedroom was shared by her 6 brothers and 30 field workers. They didn't have a bed so they all curled up in blankets and slept on the floor. They had no indoor heating so all the extra bodies kept them warm. They were also small people, the men only grew to be about 5'6" and the women were 4'8." So in their house they had 27 people living.
Most people got married in June. Why? They took their yearly bath in May, so they were till smelling pretty good by June, although they were starting to smell, so the brides would carry a bouquet of flowers to hide their b.o. Like I said, they took their yearly bath in May, but it was just a big tub that they would fill with hot water. The man of the house would get the privilege of the nice clean water. Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was pretty thick. Thus, the saying, "don't throw the baby out with the bath water," it was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
I'll describe their houses a little. You've heard of thatch roofs, well that's all they were. Thick straw, piled high, with no wood underneath. They were the only place for the little animals to get warm. So all the pets; dogs, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs, all lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery so sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Thus the saying, "it's raining cats and dogs."
Since there was nothing to stop things from falling into the house they would just try to clean up a lot. But this posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings from animals could really mess up your nice clean bed, so they found if they would make beds with big posts and hang a sheet over the top it would prevent that problem. That's where those beautiful big 4 poster beds with canopies came from.
When you came into the house you would notice most times that the floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, that's where the saying "dirt poor" came from. The wealthy would have slate floors. That was fine but in the winter they would get slippery when people tracked the snow and rain in so they would throw thresh on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on they would just keep adding it and adding it until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. So they put a piece of wood at the entry way, called a "thresh hold."
In the kitchen they would cook over the fire, they had a fireplace in the kitchen/parlor, that was seldom used and sometimes in the master bedroom. They had a big kettle that always hung over the fire and every day they would light the fire and start adding things to the pot. Mostly they ate vegetables, they didn't get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner then leave the leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew would have food in it that had been in there for a month! Thus the rhyme: "peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."
Sometimes they could get a hold on some pork. They really felt special when that happened and when company came over they even had a rack in the parlor where they would bring out some bacon and hang it to show it off. That was a sign of wealth and that a man "could really bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and they would all sit around and "chew the fat."
If you had money your plates were made out of pewter. Sometimes some of their food had a high acid content and some of the lead would leach out into the food. They really noticed it happened with tomatoes. So they stopped eating tomatoes, for 400 years. Most people didn't have pewter plates though, they all had trenchers, that was a piece of wood with the middle scooped out like a bowl. They never washed their boards and a lot of times worms would get into the wood. After eating off the trencher with worms they would get "trench mouth." If you were going traveling and wanted to stay at an Inn they usually provided the bed but not the board.
The bread was divided according to status. The workers would get the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family would get the middle and guests would get the top, or the "upper crust" .
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the "mead" he could drink.Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honey month," or what we know today as, the "Honeymoon".
Before thermometers were invented, brewers would dip a thumb, or finger, into the mix, to find the right temperature for adding yeast. Too cold, and the yeast wouldn't grow.Too hot, and the yeast would die. Dipping a thumb into the beer is where we got the phrase, "Rule of Thumb".
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.So, in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. That is where we get the phrase "Mind your P's and Q's!"
Beer was the reason the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock. It's clear from the Mayflower's log that the crew didn't want to waste beer looking for a better site. The log goes on to state that the passengers "were hasten ashore and made to drink water that the seamen might have the more beer".
After consuming a bucket or two of vibrant brew they called aul, or ale, the Vikings would head fearlessly into battle, often without armor or even shirts. In fact, the term "Berserk" means "bare shirt" in Norse, and eventually took on the meaning of their wild battles.
In 1740, Admiral Vernon, of the British fleet, decided to water down the navy's rum. Needless to say, the sailors weren't too pleased with the Admiral "old grog" Vernon (nicknamed after the stiff wool grogram coats he wore) . After a time,the term "grog" soon began to mean the watered down drink itself. When you were drunk on this grog, you were "Groggy,"a word still in use today.
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups.When they needed a refill, they used the whistle, to get some service."Wet your Whistle", is the phrase inspired by this practice.
